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A Boiling Frothing Volcano on the surface

Have you ever felt like the people you worked with carried around hostility that was a place beyond shame? Here’s my theory: people are a boiling frothing volcano underneath but it would be better to be a boiling frothing volcano on the surface.

I have appreciated working with people who told me straight up that I was being an ass when I deserved it. I suspect that the majority of the time most people hold their feelings down underneath and hold it in. While there is an element of risk that you will be considered uncivil, strange, emo crazy or just plain weird, I think it’s best to let people have it or at the very least let it out if you need to.

Now should we just go around blasting folks who perhaps have wormed their annoying way into our feeble minds? No. Just yelling is being a complete moron. But, when someone has crossed the line, fuck them, let them know exactly what you think. There is time and place for anger, so long as nobody gets hurt or stabbed, but you can’t let people abuse you time and time again without giving back just a little bit to let them know that you are not going to take it.

Bottom line: don’t let people manipulate you and get away with it. Let them know, in your own boiling volcano way, that you aren’t their bitch. Do it. Right now.

My first trip overseas…

* Image courtesy: Travel Blog

Over the past week or so I have had the pleasure of staying in Christchurch for work.  Sure, it’s fairly short flight at 3 1/2 hours … it still counts though as my first trip outside of Australia.  The food was great and the people were friendly.  The picture shown above comes from a little seaside town where I had the pleasure to have dinner.  Although I had come from 31 degree heat (that’s celcius) to 19 odd… I aclimatised very quickly.  Now, why am I telling you this… well because I had to tell someone.

The highlight of the trip was driving up the hills and taking in the scenery of Christchurch.  What a beautiful sight it was.   I also went there for work to watch my co-presenter deliver a paper on Feral Systems which was also good.  So the point of this little post is to say how much I enjoyed it and how much I am looking forward to my next trip overseas.  The one thing it did for me was give me a great deal more confidence when it comes to travel because I had, up till this point, been quite scared of taking a trip.  Sure, it was only a short trip “across the ditch” but it showed me what comes next… a trip to a non-english speaking country… NO!

So I would recommend Christchurch (bring a jacket Australians living north of Sydney) as a destination of choice and no this is not a sponsered post!  Now, to cook up another paper for my next trip *rubs hands*.

A funny memory from my childhood…

I was getting extremely annoyed at Firefox 3 this past week for not letting me install the latest flash player.  You might be wondering, “what the hell has that to do with funny childhood memories.”  You’ll see.  I was sent the following video by my sister in law:

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After ages of stuffing around I did what I usually do, stumbled upon the folder that held the flash files and forced an automatic update.  It worked!  I then beheld the above and what happened next is largely due to my strange ability to make connections between things that have none.  Yes, I thought of G-Force.  Here’s what I grew up watching:

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Ahh the memories came flooding back.  I was taken back to a simpler time when life the most exciting thing in life was a morning cartoon.  But that isn’t the weird part… what amazed me was the fact that I could remember something special.  No, I am not talking about the cartoon either.  I could remember what it felt like to watch it.  I could remember the same excitement I felt every time I switch the cartoon on.  It is the same today when I watch it.  Sure, it’s crap but the same emotions come flooding back. I thought I’d take a look at how old it was… 1985.  That would have made me eight years old.

This got me to thinking (of course).  Courtesy of a recent email conversation I have come to understand the human differently.  I think perhaps information is stored in our minds in whatever format we choose to store it and it never goes away.  How often have you walked through a shopping centre and you catch a whiff of some woman’s perfume and it reminds you of a past lover?  What about when it rains?  Ahh… this is just a Houghton thing isn’t it?  Then again… maybe it isn’t.

Anyway this is just a random thought for you.  I enjoyed watching those videos again… it really took me back!

Celebrating one year of this blog

It’s true.  This blog has been in operation for over a year.  What have I achieved in this time?  Several things:

1. Grown from a readership of zero until I broke the psychological “65″ barrier.  Thanks to all my feedreaders!

2. I have managed to keep the same template for 12 months.

3. Written over 170,000 words

4. Nailed 250 posts!

5. Received 182 comments (by some standards that’s lame… not by mine though… I have LOW standards).

Have these five things made my blog what it is today.  Of course not.  What has made it worth while… the odd flame?  The comments?  No.  The fact that I have spent a year talking about what I love to talk about and I am still going.  I worked fairly hard to get 65 feed readers, and I am not finished yet.  Mind you I wish I had more time to plug into this… because it’s been fun.

Some Highlights…

Believe it or not my post on failing has proven to be the most popular by a long shot.  I would say that it has more to do with my selection of picture that the actual article itself.  You have to recognise that failing is what you do most of the time.  Success is the one time you tried and it worked out for you.   Writing this post on failing was a highlight but not my personal favourite.  I don’t have a personal favourite.  I tend to like the one’s on the heart.  You don’t really get to teach that stuff.

Low points…

Too many to mention.  The forum.  That sucked.  Getting flamed out by some random on stumbleupon.  I was labelled a spammer!  Me… yes that’s right… gratitious self-promotion has it’s downside.  The lowest point I think that made me question whether or not I could continue believe it or not was not whether when my forum concept didn’t take off.   You get over things like some weak coward calling you names on the internet.  What makes up for it is the lovely people who leave meaningful comments.  People like this one and this one. These make it worth while.

Blog earnings…

I am happy to say that my blog earnings thus far less than what I would like.  As matter of fact I thing I have cleared $30!  Mind you I have made no real effort to commericalise this… well I have.  Every time I try I seem to get so far and then time and other matters take over my life.  I know that if I had more time and drive I could make a go of this.  But in truth… I think I am just too comfortable where it is at the moment. The forum concept was appealing… but I had no idea what I was doing.  Mind you, I haven’t given up on that yet… I am still interested.  I am just not sure where I can take it from here.  Hey, if anyone is reading this give me a shout with any ideas… I would love to hear them.

Meeting new people…

At the moment I am not really firing on all cyclinders.  So, I had considered last week… closing the blog for ever and just going back to the drawing board.   The main reason for this motivation was to try and find a way forward that didn’t involved copious amounts of time and energy in my already fairly full life.  What dawned on me was that I had met some interesting people through this blog.  Namely, Alan, Jamie, Fazrul, Tristan, Lorraine, Gamy, Lola, John, Dr Purple, Ellese, Corey Smith, Sir Jorge, Lawrence, Peter, Erica, Chris, Jonathan, Alex Blackwell, Al, Robert,  and heaps more just through having this blog. And of course all the people who have read my stuff, stumbled, dugg or delicioused me… I am forever grateful.

If you are a reader please stay with me.  I intend to keep writing for at least another year!  Jokes aside… I enjoy my little space on the web and remember… the best is yet to come!

The randomness of stickiness: why do some things become popular and others don’t

*Image Credit: jurvetson

You don’t have to look far to find a meme these days.  One at hand example is the growing popularity of things as seemingly random as the graph jam blog.  The question that strikes me is the randomness of these ideas.  They emerge and are passed around the internet and seem to make no sense.  But as Malcolm Gladwell asked in the Tipping Point… what makes these ideas stick?

Stickiness can’t be planned… but if you don’t plan you fail?

The rate at which something becomes popular on the internet is alarming.  I have seen one (yes it’s sad) of my posts be stumbled and hit 2000 unique visitors in less than an hour.  That’s small fish compared to some people I know who do that by lunch everyday.  The thing that always gets me about these peaks and valleys is the collective consciousness that drives it.  To have this kind of short term stickiness you need something that makes enough people happy… at once… for a short period of time.  The randomness of stickiness makes you wonder what it is that people love so much about things as bizarre as this poor bastard at the University of Florida.

Shared consciousness creates stickiness

What makes these things stick is the shared consciousness around the singular element of meaning… or the thing that makes us laugh at the poor tase me bro man. What sticks relates to people and how they think about that one thing.  That doesn’t mean everybody loves it… it means that equally as many people hate it.  Then when we come to see it… it divides us into a love/hate paradox.  Very few people I have ever met I have learned to think in a way that helps to see multiple intersecting dimensions (Alan is good at this).   Most people learn to enjoy a false positive narrative when it comes to life because it’s easier than admitting that stuff happens so randomly.  Yet, in the disorganisation of things, especially consciousness there is an equilibrium.  It’s there … otherwise we wouldn’t ever be able to detect the patterns that appear to us in the everyday flow of life.  We also actively create these patterns… which makes it all the more confusing.

Randomness Stickiness

Ralph Stacey used a concept called: complex adaptive systems to explain how in social networks people learn and grow through disequilibrium.  As new problems arise there is an emergent response to the crisis which we in turn find ourselves trying to manage.  We try different concepts until one sticks for no other reason that the fact that we tried it.  In affiliate marketing circles and in general most of the successful people will tell you that they make so much money because they keep on trying and until they find the random stickiness they are after.  Once the ‘hit the vien’ it’s low cost-high profit.  In between it’s trial, error and misery.

The most recent example in my life of random stickiness came when I wrote a paper for the Australasian Journal of Information Systems.  At first the editors said no but might accept it if we revised it.  We changed the title and indeed the focus of the paper and they accepted it immediately without contacting us.  Something we wrote stuck with the editors of the journal or they needed papers!

Right place at the right time is random stickiness

So is being at the wrong place at the wrong time.  The guy who started Facebook and the other one who did myspace were probably reading social trends.  I strongly doubt however they mapped out the random stickiness that happened to their sites.  That said, intuition might have had something to do with it. What about the LOLCATS people?  These are those things that for some reason large groups love and hate at the same time.  About all I can work out is four things that I have noticed that these ‘sticky’ things have in common.

Four essential properties of stickiness

1. Engagement: People engaging with the core concept – interacting consciousness that engages to create a platform that people use or something that is liked as a basic concept.

2. Talkability: Something people are willing to remark on and spread the word for to whoever and whomever they please.  Reasons for this vary but I have noticed that people like sharing something that adds a certain amount of humour to the lives of others.  Most people share things because it gives them a sense of worth and creates value for the audience.

3. Passability: Something which is passable or easy to share creates the possibility of stickiness but does not absolutely guarantee it.  If it’s easy to tell people about something then it’s easy to spread.

4. Lastability: The final point about stickiness that I have noticed is the life cycle of a concept.  To me most (not all) high volume concepts, on the web at least, last a lot less longer that others.  I have seen posts on other people’s blog have an immediate hit then nothing whereas others will last a lot longer because of the inherent value of the post.   The same goes for anything.  There is a natural limit to how long something can last.  There is short term lastability (i.e. get a first life) and long term lasting(ness) which continually uses the same engagement factor to create more value from the same essential concept (i.e. problogger or digg). A short term lasting concept creates value for a shorter cycle (but might have higher initial volume) as opposed to a long term lasting concept which creates value over an extended period.  Either way the level of engagement with a concept and it’s lasting quality are important levels of stickiness.

A contrast to what I am saying here is found in the one hit wonder.  They come and then they go.  Why?  Random stickiness.  I have had no end of trying concepts that failed (especially in business) and I have to say I had never really considered the level of stickiness involved.  It’s incredibly important to do market research and find these streams… but you must remember it’s random.  If it could be continually predicted to 100% reliability (or 95% for the statisticians out there ;) ) then we would all be rich.  We aren’t all rich.  Some of us are pretty far from rich… actually.  That aside, how something sticks and why it does is random.

Fodder for my wife’s blog!

Recently I have noticed a growing trend on my wife’s blog. The last group of posts have been about me and my misadventures.  The last one was about comments I made when I was marking recently.  Before that was how some old lady confused me for a dog thus giving the impression that I was cute… of course they were talking about my dog.  Before that I was buying bargain bread and destroying a possum with my awesome flatulence.

I like the one where I ended up working a long week and worked out that I was making $10.50 an hour. The other one is where I am eating snacks and leaving my rubbish in the car… priceless.   I could go on for hours… and I will.  No, I won’t.  Suffice to say that reading several posts (probably in the order of 100) of the dumb things I do.   Given that this is the problem solving blog and not my life story there is a lesson.  It’s this: it’s good to be reminded of how human you are.  You often don’t realise the silly things you do and how other people think about them. Having someone else write about you is also very surreal.

On the other hand some of those posts have left me shaking my head.  Still, it’s been interesting to read about my life from my wife’s point of view.  I am still waiting for the next suprise. Off the top of my head I can name five things that I have done that are what we call “blog worthy”!

When reality is weird: My school for the gifted moment

school for the gifted


I have a cup that was given to me with this (shown above) picture on it. Thanks Gary Larson (he didn’t give me the cup I just really like the picture). So I was leaving the tea room looking at the picture and laughing to myself when a person leaving the building did exactly the same thing as in on my cup! At first I laughed then I realised that the picture on the cup had taken the form of an Indian fellow having a school for the gifted moment. It was really weird. After that I worked on rejigging the study guide for my Business Informatics course. That was probably a lot more normal.

That’s MY Brisbane… 20 Redbacks and a house full of mice and cockroaches… lovely!

redbacks

Holy crap!  This image comes courtesy of a blog I stumbled.  The other day I was getting out of the car and saw one of these buggers right near the drivers side.  I was like WHAT!  So I got my trusty can of fly spray out and 20 of the suckers came out of the bricks near the carport!

When I saw this picture I thought… the ones I killed WERE BIGGER! Add this to the mice plague I have and the cockroaches I have in my house and you see my fight with pests.  Why wouldn’t you live in Brisbane?  Perfect one day, deadly the next!

Don’t even get me started on the snakes!

My house is infested with mice

Isn’t that great as I sit here typing this my house is overrun by mice.  On the upside at least I have something to blog about.  Yes my house has mice in it.  I will leave you with a classic line from Flying High (Airplane).

[turns to the camera after being dissed by Elaine]
Ted Striker: What a pisser!

*stolen from imdb.com

Common Misconceptions #5: Another Day, Another Dollar

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Gentlemen we can rebuild him… haha.  Right, there is a saying in this business, the business of life and problem solving, that you make a dollar every day.  Another day, another dollar.  Well, that’s another one of my now relativity unfamous Common Misconceptions.  You see, as each day passes you are making less and less.  Allow me to explain.  If you add up what you made (as in earned) you probably have spent that money on something by now. AND… if you really earned a dollar each day you would be broke.  Especially considering the world is a dire economic state at present. I know of people who earn lots more than that.  John Chow reports earning $30,000 a month!  How much does Elvis make and he has been dead for years (at least according to the media).   We must not limit our earning potential to a dollar!