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A funny memory from my childhood…

I was getting extremely annoyed at Firefox 3 this past week for not letting me install the latest flash player.  You might be wondering, “what the hell has that to do with funny childhood memories.”  You’ll see.  I was sent the following video by my sister in law:

You need to a flashplayer enabled browser to view this YouTube video

After ages of stuffing around I did what I usually do, stumbled upon the folder that held the flash files and forced an automatic update.  It worked!  I then beheld the above and what happened next is largely due to my strange ability to make connections between things that have none.  Yes, I thought of G-Force.  Here’s what I grew up watching:

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Ahh the memories came flooding back.  I was taken back to a simpler time when life the most exciting thing in life was a morning cartoon.  But that isn’t the weird part… what amazed me was the fact that I could remember something special.  No, I am not talking about the cartoon either.  I could remember what it felt like to watch it.  I could remember the same excitement I felt every time I switch the cartoon on.  It is the same today when I watch it.  Sure, it’s crap but the same emotions come flooding back. I thought I’d take a look at how old it was… 1985.  That would have made me eight years old.

This got me to thinking (of course).  Courtesy of a recent email conversation I have come to understand the human differently.  I think perhaps information is stored in our minds in whatever format we choose to store it and it never goes away.  How often have you walked through a shopping centre and you catch a whiff of some woman’s perfume and it reminds you of a past lover?  What about when it rains?  Ahh… this is just a Houghton thing isn’t it?  Then again… maybe it isn’t.

Anyway this is just a random thought for you.  I enjoyed watching those videos again… it really took me back!

Where’s Luke gone?

Well that is a good question.  Recently, I have been extremely busy so I have not had a great deal of time to write to the blog as much as I would have liked.  Sure, it could be that I just got a new kick-ass television set or I have become addicted to House of the Dead 2 and 3.  That aside, I am in the process of a few exciting projects.   I am putting my ideas about strategic problem solving together for a business focused handbook.   That’s one, then there’s my feral information systems project, another project on wiki use in education (on-going), my emerging online fiction project and much, much more.  Add to that teaching, family stuff and the like and you begin to see that one has to prioritise!

On the other hand I am enjoying writing blog posts so I will continue to do so.  Though, until I have more time I can’t see myself writing copious amounts as I used to. There is one coming up shortly on saying what you really mean.  I apologise for the delays in posting… there is still good stuff coming… I promise!

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Celebrating one year of this blog

It’s true.  This blog has been in operation for over a year.  What have I achieved in this time?  Several things:

1. Grown from a readership of zero until I broke the psychological “65″ barrier.  Thanks to all my feedreaders!

2. I have managed to keep the same template for 12 months.

3. Written over 170,000 words

4. Nailed 250 posts!

5. Received 182 comments (by some standards that’s lame… not by mine though… I have LOW standards).

Have these five things made my blog what it is today.  Of course not.  What has made it worth while… the odd flame?  The comments?  No.  The fact that I have spent a year talking about what I love to talk about and I am still going.  I worked fairly hard to get 65 feed readers, and I am not finished yet.  Mind you I wish I had more time to plug into this… because it’s been fun.

Some Highlights…

Believe it or not my post on failing has proven to be the most popular by a long shot.  I would say that it has more to do with my selection of picture that the actual article itself.  You have to recognise that failing is what you do most of the time.  Success is the one time you tried and it worked out for you.   Writing this post on failing was a highlight but not my personal favourite.  I don’t have a personal favourite.  I tend to like the one’s on the heart.  You don’t really get to teach that stuff.

Low points…

Too many to mention.  The forum.  That sucked.  Getting flamed out by some random on stumbleupon.  I was labelled a spammer!  Me… yes that’s right… gratitious self-promotion has it’s downside.  The lowest point I think that made me question whether or not I could continue believe it or not was not whether when my forum concept didn’t take off.   You get over things like some weak coward calling you names on the internet.  What makes up for it is the lovely people who leave meaningful comments.  People like this one and this one. These make it worth while.

Blog earnings…

I am happy to say that my blog earnings thus far less than what I would like.  As matter of fact I thing I have cleared $30!  Mind you I have made no real effort to commericalise this… well I have.  Every time I try I seem to get so far and then time and other matters take over my life.  I know that if I had more time and drive I could make a go of this.  But in truth… I think I am just too comfortable where it is at the moment. The forum concept was appealing… but I had no idea what I was doing.  Mind you, I haven’t given up on that yet… I am still interested.  I am just not sure where I can take it from here.  Hey, if anyone is reading this give me a shout with any ideas… I would love to hear them.

Meeting new people…

At the moment I am not really firing on all cyclinders.  So, I had considered last week… closing the blog for ever and just going back to the drawing board.   The main reason for this motivation was to try and find a way forward that didn’t involved copious amounts of time and energy in my already fairly full life.  What dawned on me was that I had met some interesting people through this blog.  Namely, Alan, Jamie, Fazrul, Tristan, Lorraine, Gamy, Lola, John, Dr Purple, Ellese, Corey Smith, Sir Jorge, Lawrence, Peter, Erica, Chris, Jonathan, Alex Blackwell, Al, Robert,  and heaps more just through having this blog. And of course all the people who have read my stuff, stumbled, dugg or delicioused me… I am forever grateful.

If you are a reader please stay with me.  I intend to keep writing for at least another year!  Jokes aside… I enjoy my little space on the web and remember… the best is yet to come!

When reality is weird: My school for the gifted moment

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I have a cup that was given to me with this (shown above) picture on it. Thanks Gary Larson (he didn’t give me the cup I just really like the picture). So I was leaving the tea room looking at the picture and laughing to myself when a person leaving the building did exactly the same thing as in on my cup! At first I laughed then I realised that the picture on the cup had taken the form of an Indian fellow having a school for the gifted moment. It was really weird. After that I worked on rejigging the study guide for my Business Informatics course. That was probably a lot more normal.

My house is infested with mice

Isn’t that great as I sit here typing this my house is overrun by mice.  On the upside at least I have something to blog about.  Yes my house has mice in it.  I will leave you with a classic line from Flying High (Airplane).

[turns to the camera after being dissed by Elaine]
Ted Striker: What a pisser!

*stolen from imdb.com

Persistence: Lessons you can learn from a spammer

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I am amazed at how many times during the week I am asked if I would like a larger penis. What about a dose of viagra? How about buying some “quality” software? The truth of the matter is the more you see something the more you want it. And let’s face it who would like some quality software :D .

Spam is annoying because it’s so damn persistent

I wonder if there is a spammer code? Do you think they sit around sending these pointless emails just to annoy us?  No there’s a dollar in it. I wonder who the GENIUS is behind the business model? Bill Gates? I don’t think so. Although spam infuriates me – you have to admire the persistence of the spammer. They never give up asking or sending or intruding us with their annoying little “grow your thing bigger” emails. I wonder if the world took on the persistence of the spammer what would happen? What if we were MORE persistent in our life goals… as persistent as the spammer? What would happen?

If spammers weren’t persistent we would have no spam at all

Stop and think about this for a moment. A spammer writes something from the top of their head to get you to read it. Granted most blog spam these days is less about car insurance than it is about large wangs. But I digress. Just how many hurdles does a spammer have to overcome? Email address filters? HEAPS! They never give up. The law changes and they tilt their black hat at it. They don’t care! They persist until they flood your inbox with more and more spam. Here is the text that got through two layers of spam filtering and God knows what else to get to me this morning.

Become a God in your lassie’s bedroom with our new enhancement preparation! You don’t need to take severe measures! It’s all safe and natural! faraway places? His operation had run smoothly since 1988, when henot to cooperate with me on my book.always asked whenever he was about to jump in and make a splash. Is

It’s not Hemmingway is it? It’s bloody jibberish is what it is. Still it got through. I am annoyed that so much filtering doesn’t stop it. I have even seen spam get through the Uni filter and offer me a high paying “job” in Italy. Unfortunately it almost always starts with: “Dear;” or “Hello Prospect”. This is unfortunate because I have never been offered a job I didn’t apply for!

I would urge you all to take a lesson from a spammer. If they weren’t persistent they we would not have medicine bigger “things” viagra  insurance lottery so much rubbish in our inbox.

Stumbleupon: join me in the fun

I have a few social networking platforms I use… although I am really only a fan of two.  Delicious and Stumbleupon.  Why?  Delicious because I like to bookmark stuff and stumbleupon because it’s so damned intuitive.  I have never in my life had so much fun and learned at the SAME TIME.  I have over 1,100 stumbles now so my guess is that it will continue to grow as I find more stuff I like.   Every now again I get a rush of traffic from stumble which is also nice. Enough pleasantries… this is my stumblepage…

You can add me as a friend if you like and I will respond in kind:

My stumble page.

I am not a prolific digger or a reddit… person but I do enjoy them on occasion.   So if you are in the area why not check it out.

Armidale New South Wales: A great place to visit

image courtesy of Annies B and B http://www.anniesbnb.com/ Last weekend I had the pleasure of spending a day and a bit at Armidale, New South Wales about five and a half hours drive from Brisbane. I was there to attend the graduation ceremony at the University of New England and I must say it was a very pretty town. So what was so good about it?

The food at Armidale

I am not a pub man by any stretch of the imagination. I did however, have the chance to sample the food at Armidale’s Grand Hotel in the centre of town. I had one of the best steaks I can remember in a long time. Maybe it’s because I have been living on a associate lecturers wage too long! It was fantastic.

The place I stayed

I had the pleasure of staying in a little bed and breakfast called ‘Creature Comforts‘. The rooms were immaculate, the hosts were friendly and the rooms were stocked with all the necessities I could imagine. We had fresh country bread for breakfast and took off to the University of New England for the ceremony.

The drive home

Although on paper 10 hours up and back in a small drive seems like a short journey. I can assure you it’s not! I stopped off at Stanthorpe to buy some excellent quality apples on the way home. What a country I have the privilege to live in. We also stopped along the way and checked out some hand crafted ugg boots. I couldn’t really afford it but I can say they are the best ugg boots I have ever seen. So well crafted! It’s no wonder the place was full of people.

What I wish could of happened

On the map this doesn’t look like anything special: View Larger Map But in real life it’s a really pretty drive. There are tons of poplar trees, rolling green (and brown unfortunately) hills, cows and a species of black kangaroo my mother’s boyfriend called a scrubber. We saw Tenterfield (Peter Allen’s birthplace), Glen Innes and a heap of other ‘Glens’. Come to think of it every town between Warwick and Armidale was probably ‘Glen’ something. The only thing I can find the time to complain about was the cold. I am from Brisbane where it rarely drops below 20 during the day and stays in the teens most of the night. I didn’t mind that however, the air was fresh, the food was great and the people were wonderful. I enjoyed the trip and if I was a rich man I wouldn’t hesitate to make more time to see more of the ‘Tablelands’. This article from the age says it all. I would recommend a trip if you get the chance.

The most curious of all things is the movie that reminds us of reality

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I went to see a movie today Be Kind Rewind. I thought the movie wasn’t too bad but over all I felt it was too real. Now I am a fan of true stories and things of that nature but who wants to be reminded of reality when you are watching a movie? Film buffs and cinefiles put down your rocks.

I think I have spent too much time reading theory or something. When I see a movie I want entertainment or something that’s going to make me forget reality. Reality can be your best friend but for some of us it’s annoying. It’s just always there to remind you that there is this bigger social structure out there that tells you what you can and can’t achieve.

A challenge to my readers and all who read this post

Forget reality! Let’s experiment for a while and see what happens. I am going to dream like I did when I was teenager (no not about boobs!). I mean the deep seated heart level BS that won’t leave me alone. This is the stuff that’s lodged inside of me and wants to rip out of me like a bout of bad curry. Dreams? Why on earth do we dream about things that are so impossible? Why do these things grip us and may us miserable if we don’t take steps to fulfill them? It’s like having an itch in yer guts that you can’t scratch. EVER!

So now that I am looking to develop potential I am now looking at my dreams. I will NOT let reality get in my way!

My 201st post – a time to celebrate where I have come from

Hello everybody.  That’s right I have made 200 posts on this blog and I am still going.   So far I have written 140988 words and counting.  That’s a lot isn’t it?   I thought I would celebrate this milestone by thanking my readers.  Thank you for giving me a life outside of my job and giving me the confidence to know that I can actually write something meaningful other than long academic words.   So what’s coming up on my problem solving blog?  There are a lot of exciting things coming up and one that I am going to launch in the next little while for people who are serious about developing as a person.   I have some great ideas to take this blog from 8,000 people a month stage to a much higher level.  Remember though it’s not the size of the boat… it’s the motion in the ocean!

I began this blog with 0 subscribers and 0 readers.  Today I have 40 subscribers and over 8,000 people a month who read what I write.  Hey I’m not problogger but I can say this… I really enjoy blogging. Do you realise that it’s probably around 100 times the amount of people who have ever read my journal papers or conference work!  I have been in a crowd of over 1,000 and thought that was overwhelming.  One time I lectured to 500.  That was a lot of people… and they didn’t even want to be there!  Although I can’t see all of your faces, I want to say thanks for stopping by.

Of course, this is only the beginning and like I always say… the best is yet to come.

With Love.

Luke.