
One of the most horrible things I can think of … is persecution. It happens to all of us. The other day an unnamed relative made light of my current occupation not so gently referring to it as waste of time. I have heard of all this crap before so I let it go through to the keeper (not before swearing and beating my fists in the air). It did however get me thinking about how much society hates different people and how much they persecute you for it. So here is my list of seven things that I have been persecuted for.
7. Shameless self-promotion
Just yesterday some jerk from Sweden left a scathing review of my stumbling abilities on stumbleupon. My initial reaction was shock but as I brushed aside this angry geek’s masterful use of the “C” word I noticed the a line that read “stumbleupon is not a place for you to market yourself” or something like that. The thing is I do stumble my own work. Yes this is a shameful admission! However, I have found I have gotten some good readers this way, met some interesting people and most importantly increased the amount of readers I have. My old man says is this way, ‘if you don’t toot your own horn nobody will do it for you.’
6. Having a large head!
Once of the most consistent taunts during my ill-fated schooling years was the merciless jesting at the size of my head. This persecution went on for years it was horrible. If you ever see anyone with a big head don’t call them ‘Humphrey head’ or ‘Remax’. It’s not exactly the nicest way to make friends that’s for damned sure.
5. Being a day dreamer
I was always that kid looking out the window during class. I can’t tell you the amount of times I was made fun of for being a million miles away. I can’t help it, I am a day dreamer. I was always looking out the window thinking about what might happen if the school room was invaded by terrorists or if the teacher spontaneously combusted. That’s the kind of persecution that has destroyed western society and put in it’s place a giant superstructure of logical moosh.
4. Being fat
All fat people can relate to this one. Being persecuted for being ‘tubby’ is demeaning. There have been many times that I have been made fun of because I was a little on the ‘chunky side’. Hey I like to eat… what can I say?
3. Being an ideas engineer (academic)
In my job I deal with the business of ideas. Understanding them, applying them, learning from them and developing them. Why do I put myself through this thankless task? Why do I get underpaid to do this? Because I love ideas. I love finding out new stuff and sharing it with people. If you asked me to manage a business, I would probably do a good job. However, if you asked me to find out something of interest and report back… I would be much happier. My idea of a good time is reading the latest book in my area of interest and building models from the insights I get. Some people, God bless their hearts, simply don’t think this pursuit is worth it. I have relatives say to me that such a pursuit is a waste of time. I have big business boys calling what I do a ‘wank’. I don’t care. One of my favourite things in the world is to go to the Griffith University library and find a book I am interested in and read it. I have read everything from books on Google to Roy Bhaskar’s ‘the Possibility of Naturalism’. I recently spent three days in a conference listening to that man use incomprehensible language to describe reality and I thought it was money well spent. Why? That’s something you can’t understand unless you are that way inclined.
2. Setting unrealistic goals
History has shown that people with big dreams don’t always make it. This is not one of your hard and fast rules that you bend to suit your own means. However, have you noticed JUST how many people dream big and get big? I am always being persecuted for believing (intentionally) for great things to happen. I usually don’t wait for a time that’s ‘convenient’ though lately I have a growing apathy… but I digress. People have called me all kinds of names and pointed fingers because I like to dream. Do I have dreams I haven’t met… of course! Have I met some along the way… yes… hence the new title before ‘Luke’. The motto is everybody is ant until they do something to break away from the comfortable nests we build. As Everlast might say, ‘You don’t know what it’s like… to walk a mile in my shoes.’ Try it and you might just make a difference.
1. Being a Christian
In this tolerant society we live in I have experienced more intolerance because of my faith than for anything else. I have been told I was responsible for world wars, a co-conspirator against the Arabs with the Jews, in bed with the Nazis, called an idiot, shouted at, belittled, made fun of, humiliated, been cursed by a Satanist, been given books, and so on because I am a Christian. I am not an aggressive Christian by any stretch of the imagination but I don’t think I should apologise for my faith either. Yet, more than any other thing… when people find this out about me they generally lose respect for me. Do I care? No. Why not? What’s the point? People will be people and if you even show the slightest hint of difference they will smack you back in line.
Let me conclude my persecution post by asking you a favour. Learn to appreciate difference. Stop being the jackass that points out why people are different. You are different! I want you to stop it. STOP IT! Okay good. When you have come back and read some more. :D. There you have it more shameless self promotion… I might stumble this… :D.